confused baby Pay Per Click, Not Paper ClickPay Per Click, Not Paper Click

I’ll admit it.  When I started in this industry I was a total noob and knew nothing about marketing online.  I didn’t even know what Pay Per Click was.  I am so embarrassed to say that when I first heard it I was watching a Mike Dillard video and I thought he was saying “paper click”.  So I couldn’t even google it to find out what he was talking about!